The ABC’s They Didn’t Teach You at Muncie College of Business Administration*
*But might be teaching you now if this is a textbook for a class you’re currently taking at Muncie College of Business Administration.
H Is For Hair
One of the most successful businessmen of our generation is Donald Trump, not only because he diversified into meaningful television programming when his real estate ventures kept going bankrupt, but because he succeeded in business while having the worst hair imaginable. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? The head or the hair? To succeed in business is to set aside the terms of the question because the question does not matter if you can afford history’s most stylized comb-over, and chickens can’t talk.
Think about it: Loose lips sink ships but chickens don’t have lips.