The ABC’s They Didn’t Teach You at Muncie College of Business Administration*
*But might be teaching you now if this is a textbook for a class you’re currently taking at Muncie College of Business Administration.
K Is For Knitting
The business world has long observed that people who knit have very short attention spans. The irony is that knitting requires, if not laser beam focus, some degree of prolonged attention. By reminding knitters to stick to their knitting, business leaders are paradoxically reminding themselves not to take up knitting before they retire, because if they do take up knitting, it will weaken their attention span. At the same time, they are providing a service to the knitting community by helping them focus, and in some states this is tax deductible.
Think about it: The threads of success are allegorical.